Aunt Nancy

wildspirit97 · Nov 14th, 2007, 09:36 PM

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to
tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came
back and one-by-one began to tell their stories.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?", the teacher asked. "Yes ma'am,"
Johnny replied. "My daddy told me a story about my Aunt Nancy.
She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. "She had to bail out
over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol,
and a survival knife. "She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't
break, and then her parachute landed right in the middle of 20 enemy troops.
She shot 15 of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed 4 more
with the knife till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with
her bare hands."

"Good heavens," cried the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your
daddy give you from this horrible story?"

"Stay the hell away from Aunt Nancy when she's drinking."

fatboy08 · Nov 14th, 2007, 09:55 PM

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Hobbit · Nov 15th, 2007, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by fatboy08

cool why cant i post check out the new pic

not sure what you mean drop us a PM

glider · Nov 15th, 2007, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatboy08

cool why cant i post check out the new pic

The pic looks good.

It looks like you did post here

Hobbit · Nov 15th, 2007, 07:47 AM

me see no pic :2:

glider · Nov 15th, 2007, 07:59 AM

How 'bout this one willis?

Hobbit · Nov 15th, 2007, 08:02 AM

tiny pic looks like a red FB will check at home when off the works PC

Nov 14th, 2007, 09:36 PM	#1
wildspirit97 Contributor$ Ride: 2007 softail fxst Join Date: Sep 12th, 2007 Location: Washington Posts: 1,113 My Mood:	Aunt Nancy The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one-by-one began to tell their stories. "Johnny, do you have a story to share?", the teacher asked. "Yes ma'am," Johnny replied. "My daddy told me a story about my Aunt Nancy. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. "She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. "She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed right in the middle of 20 enemy troops. She shot 15 of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed 4 more with the knife till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands." "Good heavens," cried the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy give you from this horrible story?" "Stay the hell away from Aunt Nancy when she's drinking."

Nov 14th, 2007, 09:55 PM	#2
fatboy08 Start The Engine Ride: fatboy08 Join Date: Nov 13th, 2007 Posts: 21 My Mood:	Re: Aunt Nancy cool why cant i post check out the new pic

Nov 15th, 2007, 07:47 AM	#5
Hobbit Moderators Ride: 09 CVO Ultra Classic Join Date: May 18th, 2007 Location: The Shires UK Posts: 8,734 My Mood:	Re: Aunt Nancy me see no pic :2:

Nov 15th, 2007, 07:59 AM	#6
glider Community Liaison Ride: 07 Road King Classic Join Date: Jun 21st, 2007 Posts: 21,061 My Mood:	Re: Aunt Nancy How 'bout this one willis? __________________ Psssst! Please stop by the "self help section" for maintenance tips, diagnostic codes and much more. click me!>>Self Help Information and Tips<< click me!

Nov 15th, 2007, 08:02 AM	#7
Hobbit Moderators Ride: 09 CVO Ultra Classic Join Date: May 18th, 2007 Location: The Shires UK Posts: 8,734 My Mood:	Re: Aunt Nancy tiny pic looks like a red FB will check at home when off the works PC

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