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Aug 5th, 2009, 12:46 PM
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Pain transfer
Painfree birth
« on: August 04, 2009, 08  12 PM » Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested, Both said they were very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home they found the postman dead on the porch |
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Aug 5th, 2009, 12:47 PM
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Re: Pain transfer
now thats funny
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Aug 8th, 2009, 04:25 PM
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Re: Pain transfer
Yeah, I guess Mike is wondering what happened to the milkman?...after all he was more consistant with his "deliveries...!"
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Aug 12th, 2009, 05:28 PM
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Re: Pain transfer
I didn't get it either, and someone at work told me to ask my parents. I'll let you know what they say...
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Nov 13th, 2009, 05:36 PM
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Re: Pain transfer
Ouch, what a way to find out
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