Seniors In Florida

glider · Sep 3rd, 2007, 03:25 PM

A group of seniors were sitting around the pool in sunny Florida talking about all their ailments:
"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,"
said one.
"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee."
"I couldn't even mark an 'X' at election time, my hands are so crippled, volunteered a third.
"What? Speak up! I can't hear you!" said a fourth. "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fifth to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy I can hardly walk," exclaimed another.
"I forget where I am and where I'm going," said an elderly gent.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully.

"THANK GOD WE CAN ALL DRIVE !"

~~bb156ny~~ · Sep 4th, 2007, 12:30 PM

So True ?????

DarkKnight · Sep 4th, 2007, 04:28 PM

Ahhhhhhhh... Florida... where Happy Hour is between noon and two, so that everyone can get home for a nap.

joesnuffy · Oct 5th, 2007, 11:24 AM

Hell, I'm 43 and feel like that! When I'm 65 I'm still moving up north and driving slow, though!!

Sep 3rd, 2007, 03:25 PM	#1
glider Community Liaison Ride: 07 Road King Classic Join Date: Jun 21st, 2007 Posts: 21,070 My Mood:	Seniors In Florida A group of seniors were sitting around the pool in sunny Florida talking about all their ailments: "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee." "I couldn't even mark an 'X' at election time, my hands are so crippled, volunteered a third. "What? Speak up! I can't hear you!" said a fourth. "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fifth to which several nodded weakly in agreement. "My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy I can hardly walk," exclaimed another. "I forget where I am and where I'm going," said an elderly gent. "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement. "Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully. "THANK GOD WE CAN ALL DRIVE !" __________________ Psssst! Please stop by the "self help section" for maintenance tips, diagnostic codes and much more. click me!>>Self Help Information and Tips<< click me!

Sep 4th, 2007, 12:30 PM	#2
~~bb156ny~~ Account Removed Ride: 2007 Heritage Softail Classic Join Date: Jan 14th, 2007 Location: Arizona Posts: 57 My Mood:	Re: Seniors In Florida So True ?????

Sep 4th, 2007, 04:28 PM	#3
DarkKnight Frozen Account Ride: 1990 Electra Glide FLHS Join Date: Apr 14th, 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,956 My Mood:	Re: Seniors In Florida Ahhhhhhhh... Florida... where Happy Hour is between noon and two, so that everyone can get home for a nap.

Oct 5th, 2007, 11:24 AM	#4
joesnuffy Frozen Account Ride: 1999 Softtail FXSTC Join Date: Sep 29th, 2007 Location: Claxton, Georgia Posts: 858 My Mood:	Re: Seniors In Florida Hell, I'm 43 and feel like that! When I'm 65 I'm still moving up north and driving slow, though!!

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