The Blonde mortician

glider · Aug 17th, 2007, 12:52 PM

The Blonde mortician

Well, this kinda makes sense, in a blond sorta way.

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The Blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?" To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.

"There's no charge," she says.

"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says.

"Honestly, ma'am," the blonde says, "it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice."

"So I just switched the heads."

T wrecks · Sep 3rd, 2007, 02:47 AM

glider, you are one sick puppy!!!!

Hobbit · Sep 4th, 2007, 02:30 AM

only a blonde could do that

~~Gary12850~~ · Nov 20th, 2007, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T wrecks

glider, you are one sick puppy!!!!

yeah...what T said...

docholliday88 · Nov 20th, 2007, 11:34 PM

I love it!

pahunter · Nov 22nd, 2007, 06:45 AM

What do you tell a blonde with 2 black eye's?

nothing you done told her twice

~~Bluesssman~~ · Nov 23rd, 2007, 08:00 PM

Again, thanks for the laugh!!

Not Very PC · Nov 23rd, 2007, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pahunter

What do you tell a blonde with 2 black eye's?

nothing you done told her twice

joesnuffy · Nov 25th, 2007, 09:12 AM

I have a blonde wife (as you already know) and work with a retired undertaker. Now I have to tell this to TWO people. Gonna get some mileage out of that one!!

Aug 17th, 2007, 12:52 PM	#1
glider Community Liaison Ride: 07 Road King Classic Join Date: Jun 21st, 2007 Posts: 21,059 My Mood:	The Blonde mortician The Blonde mortician Well, this kinda makes sense, in a blond sorta way. A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The Blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing." The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?" To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check. "There's no charge," she says. "No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says. "Honestly, ma'am," the blonde says, "it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice." "So I just switched the heads." __________________ Psssst! Please stop by the "self help section" for maintenance tips, diagnostic codes and much more. click me!>>Self Help Information and Tips<< click me!

Sep 3rd, 2007, 02:47 AM	#2
T wrecks Community Guru Wannabe Ride: 1994Softail FXSTC Join Date: Jun 21st, 2007 Location: Queensland AUSTRALIA Posts: 875 My Mood:	Re: The Blonde mortician glider, you are one sick puppy!!!!

Sep 4th, 2007, 02:30 AM	#3
Hobbit Moderators Ride: 09 CVO Ultra Classic Join Date: May 18th, 2007 Location: The Shires UK Posts: 8,731 My Mood:	Re: The Blonde mortician only a blonde could do that

Nov 20th, 2007, 11:34 PM	#5
docholliday88 Warming The Wheels Ride: 2006 Sportster XL1200R Join Date: Jul 7th, 2007 Location: smithfield, NC Posts: 91 My Mood:	Re: The Blonde mortician I love it! __________________ 2006 XL1200R Vance&Hines shortshots staggered SE air cleaner & SE jet kit

Nov 22nd, 2007, 06:45 AM	#6
pahunter Play The Throttle Join Date: Oct 24th, 2006 Posts: 337	Re: The Blonde mortician What do you tell a blonde with 2 black eye's? nothing you done told her twice

Nov 23rd, 2007, 08:00 PM	#7
~~Bluesssman~~ Account Removed Ride: 2007 Road Glide Join Date: Sep 13th, 2007 Location: Reno, Nevada Posts: 659 My Mood:	Re: The Blonde mortician Again, thanks for the laugh!!

Nov 25th, 2007, 09:12 AM	#9
joesnuffy Frozen Account Ride: 1999 Softtail FXSTC Join Date: Sep 29th, 2007 Location: Claxton, Georgia Posts: 858 My Mood:	Re: The Blonde mortician I have a blonde wife (as you already know) and work with a retired undertaker. Now I have to tell this to TWO people. Gonna get some mileage out of that one!!

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