How true

glider · Jul 25th, 2007, 09:55 AM

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister of
Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States and Canada that if
military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off
America 's and Canada 's supply of convenience store managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will
be next, followed by Dell and Sprint customer service reps.

It's getting ugly

Hobbit · Jul 25th, 2007, 05:17 PM

there goes the uk's supply of curry shops

docholliday88 · Jul 25th, 2007, 07:54 PM

DARN, maybe now when I call customer service for practically anything, I'll get to talk to somebody who speaks english as their main language!!

Hi-Tek Rednek · Jul 26th, 2007, 04:38 PM

I was kinda hopin for a Vacancy in a Dunkin Donuts shop myself so maybe I could apply for Gov't help for a franchise.

glider · Jul 26th, 2007, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hi-Tek Rednek

I was kinda hopin for a Vacancy in a Dunkin Donuts shop myself so maybe I could apply for Gov't help for a franchise.

I'm with ya there, just think of all those boston cremes with no home

Freegul · Jul 26th, 2007, 08:34 PM

I was just getting used to sayin 20 dollars-regular-cash!

HarleyHarry · Jul 28th, 2007, 02:35 AM

I'm gonna miss al these guys trying to flogg me insurance cover or bank accounts over the phone AT DINNER TIME.

pahunter · Jul 28th, 2007, 08:38 AM

Harleyharry
I just ask them for their home phone so I can call them at dinner time. Ride Safe Doug

glider · Jul 28th, 2007, 09:36 AM

I had a call the other day when I was outside and had to run to get the phone. It was a your girl asking if they're was anyone in the household over 16 years of age

Do they really think 16 year olds can run a household???

I replied with "NO", there's nobody home over 16 years of age.

She asked me when there would be someone home over the age of 16 because she wanted to do a survey on transportation.

I paused for a few seconds and said "lemme see now"

I replied with "how about 10 years or so?"

She got the point and replied....

"Have a nice day!" and then hung up.

There should be a law about that, I even have my anonymous call rejection on and it doesn't help.

I like the ones that call at dinner time too. Even if I am finished eating dinner, I answer the phone as if I am chewing my food when I see that it is one of these calls and they still insist on grilling me for answers. I ask them do they like chicken or even steak etc. and they usually answer that with "yeah", it's good. I tell them I like it too and would like to finish eating mine while it's hot, do they have any objections to that?

Funny people out there!!

Hi-Tek Rednek · Jul 28th, 2007, 11:43 AM

I like to mess with their heads and I'll start talkin in Chinese/Japanese ( even tho I don't know how to ), but I fake it. It doesn't take long for them to get the message & hang up. Either that , or I just plain hang up.......that usually sends a universally understood message....short & to the point. Or, "How about giving me your # and I'll call you back at 2:00 am in the morning your time and give ya an answer !!!!

Jul 25th, 2007, 09:55 AM	#1
glider Community Liaison Ride: 07 Road King Classic Join Date: Jun 21st, 2007 Posts: 21,061 My Mood:	How true This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States and Canada that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America 's and Canada 's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and Sprint customer service reps. It's getting ugly __________________ Psssst! Please stop by the "self help section" for maintenance tips, diagnostic codes and much more. click me!>>Self Help Information and Tips<< click me!

Jul 25th, 2007, 05:17 PM	#2
Hobbit Moderators Ride: 09 CVO Ultra Classic Join Date: May 18th, 2007 Location: The Shires UK Posts: 8,734 My Mood:	Re: How true there goes the uk's supply of curry shops

Jul 25th, 2007, 07:54 PM	#3
docholliday88 Warming The Wheels Ride: 2006 Sportster XL1200R Join Date: Jul 7th, 2007 Location: smithfield, NC Posts: 91 My Mood:	Re: How true DARN, maybe now when I call customer service for practically anything, I'll get to talk to somebody who speaks english as their main language!! __________________ 2006 XL1200R Vance&Hines shortshots staggered SE air cleaner & SE jet kit

Jul 26th, 2007, 04:38 PM	#4
Hi-Tek Rednek Warming The Wheels Ride: 2007 Heritage Softail Join Date: Jun 18th, 2007 Location: Georgetown,Delaware Posts: 127 My Mood:	Re: How true I was kinda hopin for a Vacancy in a Dunkin Donuts shop myself so maybe I could apply for Gov't help for a franchise.

Jul 26th, 2007, 08:34 PM	#6
Freegul Start The Engine Ride: 2000 Sportster Custom 1200 Join Date: Jul 6th, 2007 Location: Southern,NJ Posts: 24 My Mood:	Re: How true I was just getting used to sayin 20 dollars-regular-cash!

Jul 28th, 2007, 02:35 AM	#7
HarleyHarry Banned Ride: . Join Date: Apr 7th, 2007 Posts: 601 My Mood:	Re: How true I'm gonna miss al these guys trying to flogg me insurance cover or bank accounts over the phone AT DINNER TIME.

Jul 28th, 2007, 08:38 AM	#8
pahunter Play The Throttle Join Date: Oct 24th, 2006 Posts: 337	Re: How true Harleyharry I just ask them for their home phone so I can call them at dinner time. Ride Safe Doug

Jul 28th, 2007, 09:36 AM	#9
glider Community Liaison Ride: 07 Road King Classic Join Date: Jun 21st, 2007 Posts: 21,061 My Mood:	Re: How true I had a call the other day when I was outside and had to run to get the phone. It was a your girl asking if they're was anyone in the household over 16 years of age Do they really think 16 year olds can run a household??? I replied with "NO", there's nobody home over 16 years of age. She asked me when there would be someone home over the age of 16 because she wanted to do a survey on transportation. I paused for a few seconds and said "lemme see now" I replied with "how about 10 years or so?" She got the point and replied.... "Have a nice day!" and then hung up. There should be a law about that, I even have my anonymous call rejection on and it doesn't help. I like the ones that call at dinner time too. Even if I am finished eating dinner, I answer the phone as if I am chewing my food when I see that it is one of these calls and they still insist on grilling me for answers. I ask them do they like chicken or even steak etc. and they usually answer that with "yeah", it's good. I tell them I like it too and would like to finish eating mine while it's hot, do they have any objections to that? Funny people out there!! __________________ Psssst! Please stop by the "self help section" for maintenance tips, diagnostic codes and much more. click me!>>Self Help Information and Tips<< click me!

Jul 28th, 2007, 11:43 AM	#10
Hi-Tek Rednek Warming The Wheels Ride: 2007 Heritage Softail Join Date: Jun 18th, 2007 Location: Georgetown,Delaware Posts: 127 My Mood:	Re: How true I like to mess with their heads and I'll start talkin in Chinese/Japanese ( even tho I don't know how to ), but I fake it. It doesn't take long for them to get the message & hang up. Either that , or I just plain hang up.......that usually sends a universally understood message....short & to the point. Or, "How about giving me your # and I'll call you back at 2:00 am in the morning your time and give ya an answer !!!!

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