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Dec 30th, 2008, 07:22 PM
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Perks of being over 50
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh.....it is all true...
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 03. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you? 05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 07. Things you buy now won't wear out. 08. You can eat supper at 4 pm. 09. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 19. You can't remember who sent you this list. And Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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Dec 30th, 2008, 07:53 PM
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Re: Perks of being over 50
I can stand in a crowd and drool and babble and everyone around me thinks: "Oh, look at that poor old man. Someone should help him." I can also fart in a crowd without apologizing.
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Dec 30th, 2008, 08:25 PM
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Re: Perks of being over 50
sooo true..
This is definitely NOT a perk of being over 50...nose hair... the durn thing grow over night irritating and it tickles A woman asked me one time why men pick their noses at traffic lights...they don't the durn thing tickles... and don't get me started on ear hair...Am I right fellas...? Last edited by Gary12850; Dec 31st, 2008 at 10:33 AM. |
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Dec 30th, 2008, 08:35 PM
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Re: Perks of being over 50
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Aw geez, spare us the details.
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Dec 30th, 2008, 08:47 PM
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Re: Perks of being over 50
Know any way we can trade-in a few of these perks????
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Dec 30th, 2008, 09:31 PM
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Re: Perks of being over 50
you get a cup of coffee at Mcdonalds for 49 cents
You become a part of Hd largest customer base
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Dec 30th, 2008, 10:48 PM
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Re: Perks of being over 50
You also receieve your aarp card in the mail without even asking for it!!!
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Dec 31st, 2008, 08:40 AM
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Re: Perks of being over 50
06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
I will be a happy man when this one comes! |
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Dec 31st, 2008, 09:51 AM
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Re: Perks of being over 50
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 Oh sure.......gasbag gets to say that! Me? I woulda got in trouble!!! NOT FAIR, DAD!!!
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Dec 31st, 2008, 09:53 AM
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Re: Perks of being over 50
Maybe gasbag doesn't have potty mouth history?
 
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