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Perks of being over 50

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Old Jan 1st, 2009, 08:46 PM     #11
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Re: Perks of being over 50
We can also speak our mind and just get overlooked, ignored, misjudged,but when we ride our hd's their still a whole lot more jealous than when we was 20 and owned a Vega.
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Old Jan 1st, 2009, 10:12 PM     #12
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Your Just That Much Closer To The Possibility That You Can Hide Your Own Easter Eggs!
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 12:11 AM     #13
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sooo true..
This is definitely NOT a perk of being over 50...nose hair... the durn thing grow over night irritating and it tickles
A woman asked me one time why men pick their noses at traffic lights...they don't the durn thing tickles...
and don't get me started on ear hair...Am I right fellas...?
Gary, Right on the money. Or - right on the NOSE HAIR.
Nose hair is no fun.
I'm going bald pretty badly on the top rear. You know, the monks cut.
Now if I can grow hair so well in my ears and nose and parts farther south, why can't I do it on top of my head? If I'm not going to be able to grow hair somewhere, why not everywhere.
If we keep going with this, we might be able to write a song.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 07:11 AM     #14
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I never thought this was going to take on a life of it's own from my original email. Now I'm going to have to copy and paste all these funny responses and send out "Perks of being over 50, Volume 2"
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 11:12 AM     #15
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Gary, Right on the money. Or - right on the NOSE HAIR.
Nose hair is no fun.
I'm going bald pretty badly on the top rear. You know, the monks cut.
Now if I can grow hair so well in my ears and nose and parts farther south, why can't I do it on top of my head? If I'm not going to be able to grow hair somewhere, why not everywhere.
If we keep going with this, we might be able to write a song.
Ha ha doc...I too started with the monks cut but it has grown into a 4" part...
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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 08:54 AM     #16
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I can stand in a crowd and drool and babble and everyone around me thinks: "Oh, look at that poor old man. Someone should help him." I can also fart in a crowd without apologizing.
Shouldn't this be in the Where did your login name come from thread...
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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 12:11 PM     #17
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I can stand in a crowd and drool and babble and everyone around me thinks: "Oh, look at that poor old man. Someone should help him." I can also fart in a crowd without apologizing.
Im told you should never trust one of those at that age..
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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 02:26 PM     #18
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I remember when we shouldn't trust anyone over THIRTY now we are all over sixty.
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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 03:03 PM     #19
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I remember when we shouldn't trust anyone over THIRTY now we are all over sixty.
Speak for yourself I still have a couple years till 50
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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 05:43 PM     #20
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Speak for yourself I still have a couple years till 50
50? Good grief, the socks I am wearing are older than that?
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