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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 10:44 AM     #1
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cheeseburger+bar=stupid joke

So a cheeseburger walks into a bar and says, "ill have a beer" bartender says, "sorry we dont serve food."

I know, corney right?
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 11:07 AM     #2
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 03:16 PM     #3
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ouch!!!!
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 03:43 PM     #4
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Re: cheeseburger+bar=stupid joke

I went downstairs and told my wife that joke.
She just rolled her eyes and sighed.

You owe me one....................
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 06:04 PM     #5
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I went downstairs and told my wife that joke.
She just rolled her eyes and sighed.

You owe me one....................


LOL! I won't even tell my wife that one. Otherwise the next joke will be her telling people I told that joke!

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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 06:10 PM     #6
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LOL! I won't even tell my wife that one. Otherwise the next joke will be her telling people I told that joke!

She'll just find something else...

go ahead, you know you want to!.....
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 06:44 PM     #7
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She'll just find something else...

go ahead, you know you want to!.....

LOL! Man, you got that number pegged!
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 07:07 PM     #8
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That joke is probably alot funnier the more you have to drink. That joke is histerical!
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Old Dec 29th, 2008, 11:23 AM     #9
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oh come on glider, i no you were smilling on the inside!!
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Have to admit, I did smile






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