When it comes to golf I'm a one handycap That is I play like I'm a handycap in fact I've seen handycap people that play much better than I. In fact I've had them refer to me as the "haddycrap' player because just about everytime I make a shot I end up yelling "O-CRAP!!!". One time I had a big knot on my head because I hit the ball and it sliced so much that it did a big u-turn and came back and hit me in the head before I could duck. I'm no longer alowed to play on courses that have houses on them. I once payed a $150.00 to play a round of golf; That came out to about a buck per shot.
