Yeah, that definitely says "I'm over 50 with hemorrhoids, joint problems, a bad back and swollen prostate". Just make sure your donut don't stick out where people can see it. Get a long leather jacket so it covers all the seat. Is a sidehack and trailer next, there, old timer? Lose the geezer bike and get a springer or something like that. All of this is in jest, of course. Congratulations on the bike and may you have many happy and safe miles on it. DK and Glider, I know this hit awful close to your dugouts. Sorry. (Not)

